Well, I born on the 29th of April, 1953 (this is what makes my birthday special). I'm a senior computer engineer at a software company that develops anti-virus products.
In my free time, I write some viruses which are undetectable. How do I achieve that? You might wonder. This is a technique which I think I can't reveal, 'cos if everybody knows it, this world will be chaotic.
I have coded viruses in several languages. Assembly language is the best, as far as I know. 'Cos it produces extremely small files which run at magnificent speeds.
Turbo C++ is a no-no for any aspiring virus programmer. Although, you can produce virus with it, speed is sacrificed in the process.
Unless, you want to program a virus creation kit.
That's all, folks.
Happy programming.